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	<title>Zarius One &#187; Funnies</title>
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	<description>The is my little corner of the universe.</description>
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		<title>Alien Abduction Lamp</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2009/04/09/alien-abduction-lamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
This is really cool craft project that anybody can make and the best part is that is is not that expensive.  Here is a step by step on how to make you own alien abduction lamp.
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		<title>Peanut Butter and Jelly</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2008/02/27/peanut-butter-and-jelly/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2008/02/27/peanut-butter-and-jelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First you take the peanuts
And you crunch &#8216;em,
You crunch &#8216;em
First you take the peanuts
And you crunch &#8216;em,
You crunch &#8216;em
For your peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Then you take the grapes
And you squish &#8216;em,
You squish &#8216;em
Then you take the grapes
And you squish &#8216;em,
You squish &#8216;em
For your peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Then you take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have you ever wondered what idiots looks like?</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2008/01/31/have-you-ever-wondered-what-idiots-looks-like/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2008/01/31/have-you-ever-wondered-what-idiots-looks-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Well, wonder no more!
That is a power strip floating on flip-flops.
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		<title>Spanish Love Song</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/10/01/spanish-love-song/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/10/01/spanish-love-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[


Launch and Play Video

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		<title>Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/06/01/hell-explained-by-a-chemistry-student/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/06/01/hell-explained-by-a-chemistry-student/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so &#8220;profound&#8221; that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing the Book</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/30/introducing-the-book/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/30/introducing-the-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the very funning video to anyone who has done tech support for anything.

A comedy about medieval tech support, learning how to use a book. It&#8217;s from a show called Øystein &#038; Meg (Øystein &#038; I) produced by the Norwegian Broadcasting television channel (NRK) in 2001. The spoken language is Norwegian, the subs in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hamster-powered shredder</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/12/hamster-powered-shredder/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/12/hamster-powered-shredder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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&#8220;Hamster Shredder&#8221; is an ingenious hack &#8212; the hamster-powered paper-shredder fills the cade with shredded paper bits that the little guy can use to line the nest.

From Boing Boing
Hamster-powered shredder
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		<title>April Fools Day</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/01/april-fools-day/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2007/04/01/april-fools-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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Top 100 April Fool&#8217;s Day Hoaxes Of All Time

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		<title>Big Mac Pumpkin</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/10/26/big-mac-pumpkin/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/10/26/big-mac-pumpkin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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From Boing-Boing
Boing Boing: Big Mac Pumpkin
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		<title>Windows Vista Speech Recognition Demo Gone Awry</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/08/07/windows-vista-speech-recognition-demo-gone-awry/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/08/07/windows-vista-speech-recognition-demo-gone-awry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Another sad Vista Demo
]]></description>
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		<title>Do you pay to much for gas?</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/05/01/do-you-pay-to-much-for-gas/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/05/01/do-you-pay-to-much-for-gas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 02:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pig Olympics</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/04/18/pig-olympics/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/04/18/pig-olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is sure hard out there being a pig!




Piglets swim after being thrown into the water in Moscow Saturday April 15, 2006. Piglets from seven countries took part in Pig Olympics competing in running, swimming and svinoball &#8211; a soccer ball game played with the pig&#8217;s snout.

Pig Olympics in Moscow
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		<title>&#8220;Mike&#8221; Wallace and Gromit</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/03/20/mike-wallace-and-gromit/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/03/20/mike-wallace-and-gromit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Bad Reporter &#8211; Friday, March 17, 2006
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		<title>Too Much Coffee Man</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/03/09/too-much-coffee-man/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2006/03/09/too-much-coffee-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Too Much Coffee Man
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		<title>Windows Cement</title>
		<link>http://zarius.com/archives/2005/10/21/windows-cement/</link>
		<comments>http://zarius.com/archives/2005/10/21/windows-cement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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